Sunday, November 22, 2009

The Trans-Fat Breakfast Blues

Trans-Fat Breakfast Blues

When I woke up this morning
I was as hungry as can be
I looked up in the cupboard
There was nothing trans-fat free

Oh my oh me I got those trans-fat breakfast blues
The only thing good about it is this stuff will be good until 2022

I took out a box of Ho Hos
An a jar of Coffee Mate
Put’ em all in the blender
And made a chocolate marshmallow trans-fat shake

Oh my oh me I got those trans-fat breakfast blues
The only thing good about it is this stuff will be good until 2022

A No-bake Jello peanut butter cup cheesecake
Was there before my eyes
When I looked at the nutrition facts
There was a hydrogenated surprise

Oh my oh me I got those trans-fat breakfast blues
The only thing good about it is this stuff will be just as deadly in 2022
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